Friday, January 09, 2009

oh FATTYmah.. gadis ayu..

Posted by aliaa at 08:10

cuti dh nk abes..


ape yg aku dpt spnjang cuti kt medan ni..??

1. berat bdn naek 4 kg.. okey la 4kg kn.. kalo blk mlysia konfem naek 6-7 kg.. (aku bet : brt nuyu msti naek 7kg, brt jijie msti naek 7kg gk, berat latep msti naek 9kg) <--- then pasni dorg akan gigih prgi gym or joging tiap2 ptg.. i'm waiting for them.. arap2 tekaan aku tepat.. (terbayang2 dorg blk medan dgn mmbawa lemak2 di bdn).. shilakers.. blk la cpt.. i need 'jogging'mate..

2. hmpir kne saman polis.. igtkn kol 11 mlm dh takde polis.. tp ktorg smpat lari dgn muka yg cuak + gelak2.. sowi ar encik polis.. aja dh lari, aku pn lari la.. bce kt entry aja la.. die cte pnjg psl mnde ni.. (gile malas nk tulis entry psl ni)..

3. tido kt umah ida.. sgt takut nk tido kt umah after rabbit aku mati.. sbb aku rse cm brsalah die mati kt tgn aku.. (aku sorg2 kt umah + antu rabbit nk balas dendam) <--- no way.. jln pnyelesaian ---> tdo umah ida..

4. hampir khatam citer heroes.. from season 1 to season 3.. dlu aku sgt tak ske cte ni.. kononnye cm ntah pape la ade power2 ni.. rpe2nye sgt best.. (sgt ske claire n peter).. i wanna fly too..

5. dpt 'kwn2 bru'.. kwn bru la sgt.. hee.. at least dpt knl some people lbh rapat la.. kak anje, adib (aku tak prnh brckp ngn die ni b4 this) n senior2 laen yg giler merempit pastu tipu aku psl turbo.. n aku bengang sbb aku prcaya the rpm (taktau ape nme pnjg die) thing tu as a turbo.. shilaker..

6. kami mnjadi pelanggan tetap mcD (drive thru), mesra petronas n baim.. mesra petronas la yg paling kaya dpt bnyk duit aku.. demm.. all these things gimme 4kg of saturated n unsaturated fat..

7. study bab dermatomusculoskeletal system.. tp just stadi 3 page je.. (T_T).. konon2nye kalo tak balik mlysia, leh la stadi ngn tenang tanpa sbarang gngguan dari anasir luar.. tp hampeh je sume.. (cm nk nanges ble pk bnyk bazir masa)..

8. tdo siang n brjage mlm.. wat wud u expect..?? nk abeskan heroes pnye psl.. (pdhl yg setia tgk heroes ida sorg je.. bnyk gk aku skip.. pastu soh ida cte blk kt aku).. so, sbb tu belum khatam lg.. hampir khatam..

9. ter'celebrate' nu year dlm keadaan sadis n syahdu.. ni idea spe nk g carefour mlm nu year..?? cpt ngaku.. tyme2 ni la nk tukar tiket timezone.. last2, tyme blk care4, dh trperangkap.. shilakers.. pastu trpkse pasrah (sbb dh takleh nk brgerak lgsg) n mendongak kepala beramai2 ke atas sbb nk tgk bunga api.. nu year wif ida, kak anje n adib.. aja ber'nu year' sorg2 sbb die trpisah ngn ktorg.. hahahahaha (gelak setan).. *sedang mmbayangkan aja diganggu mamat2 indo, pastu die dgn slambenye akan tengking kt mamat2 indo trsebut "ko pehal..?? x puas ati ke..??"*




dh la..

aku nk tido berzikir dlm iman..






p/s : my wife is a gangster..???

p/s : asal heroin dlm cte transporter 3 tak secantik heroin2 laen (ayat berlapik.. sbnrnye aku nk ckp die tak cntik lgsg)..

8 comments:

Lady Qeen on January 9, 2009 at 12:54 PM said...

uhh... cantik layout!

tapi...tu la, jadik malas nak kena kemaskini semula benda2 alah kat side bar. Sangat lah memenatkan.

Kin pun ingat nak tukar layout. Tapi malas nak carik. Kat celah mana dapat layout ni? cantik. Seksi..

Tan Sri Dr. Azizi Azizan said...

Btol la jangkaan aliaassooo!
Berat jijie bertambah 8Kg...
So....its ok! Xdehal...boleh adjust!

Encik Adie on January 11, 2009 at 12:09 PM said...

rpm stand for 'rear per minutes'..menatang tu adalah torque die..fizik maa....

julu on January 11, 2009 at 3:07 PM said...

awek dlm transporter 3 x cun langsung..
hodoh gler..hahaha..(aku terlalu jujur kah??)

aliaa on January 13, 2009 at 5:58 PM said...

keen ---> emh, alia amek kt btemplates.com..

jijiesooo ---> kn alia dh ckp, berat jijie msti naek nye.. hoho.. kte tggu lak nuyu n latep..

aliaa on January 13, 2009 at 6:01 PM said...

adie ---> aku bkn bdk fizik maa.. dh la snior tu citer psl turbo ngn muka yg penuh brkeyakinan.. shilaker btol..

julu @ juqu ---> yup.. mmg x cun pn.. qurot jauh lg cun dr awek transporter 3 tu.. hee~

Camino Palmero on January 19, 2009 at 7:36 PM said...

asal aku nye berat plg tggi naik..siot arr aliaa

aliaa on February 19, 2009 at 10:52 PM said...

ececece..
xmoh ngaku lok mu plg berat..

Friday, January 09, 2009

oh FATTYmah.. gadis ayu..



cuti dh nk abes..


ape yg aku dpt spnjang cuti kt medan ni..??

1. berat bdn naek 4 kg.. okey la 4kg kn.. kalo blk mlysia konfem naek 6-7 kg.. (aku bet : brt nuyu msti naek 7kg, brt jijie msti naek 7kg gk, berat latep msti naek 9kg) <--- then pasni dorg akan gigih prgi gym or joging tiap2 ptg.. i'm waiting for them.. arap2 tekaan aku tepat.. (terbayang2 dorg blk medan dgn mmbawa lemak2 di bdn).. shilakers.. blk la cpt.. i need 'jogging'mate..

2. hmpir kne saman polis.. igtkn kol 11 mlm dh takde polis.. tp ktorg smpat lari dgn muka yg cuak + gelak2.. sowi ar encik polis.. aja dh lari, aku pn lari la.. bce kt entry aja la.. die cte pnjg psl mnde ni.. (gile malas nk tulis entry psl ni)..

3. tido kt umah ida.. sgt takut nk tido kt umah after rabbit aku mati.. sbb aku rse cm brsalah die mati kt tgn aku.. (aku sorg2 kt umah + antu rabbit nk balas dendam) <--- no way.. jln pnyelesaian ---> tdo umah ida..

4. hampir khatam citer heroes.. from season 1 to season 3.. dlu aku sgt tak ske cte ni.. kononnye cm ntah pape la ade power2 ni.. rpe2nye sgt best.. (sgt ske claire n peter).. i wanna fly too..

5. dpt 'kwn2 bru'.. kwn bru la sgt.. hee.. at least dpt knl some people lbh rapat la.. kak anje, adib (aku tak prnh brckp ngn die ni b4 this) n senior2 laen yg giler merempit pastu tipu aku psl turbo.. n aku bengang sbb aku prcaya the rpm (taktau ape nme pnjg die) thing tu as a turbo.. shilaker..

6. kami mnjadi pelanggan tetap mcD (drive thru), mesra petronas n baim.. mesra petronas la yg paling kaya dpt bnyk duit aku.. demm.. all these things gimme 4kg of saturated n unsaturated fat..

7. study bab dermatomusculoskeletal system.. tp just stadi 3 page je.. (T_T).. konon2nye kalo tak balik mlysia, leh la stadi ngn tenang tanpa sbarang gngguan dari anasir luar.. tp hampeh je sume.. (cm nk nanges ble pk bnyk bazir masa)..

8. tdo siang n brjage mlm.. wat wud u expect..?? nk abeskan heroes pnye psl.. (pdhl yg setia tgk heroes ida sorg je.. bnyk gk aku skip.. pastu soh ida cte blk kt aku).. so, sbb tu belum khatam lg.. hampir khatam..

9. ter'celebrate' nu year dlm keadaan sadis n syahdu.. ni idea spe nk g carefour mlm nu year..?? cpt ngaku.. tyme2 ni la nk tukar tiket timezone.. last2, tyme blk care4, dh trperangkap.. shilakers.. pastu trpkse pasrah (sbb dh takleh nk brgerak lgsg) n mendongak kepala beramai2 ke atas sbb nk tgk bunga api.. nu year wif ida, kak anje n adib.. aja ber'nu year' sorg2 sbb die trpisah ngn ktorg.. hahahahaha (gelak setan).. *sedang mmbayangkan aja diganggu mamat2 indo, pastu die dgn slambenye akan tengking kt mamat2 indo trsebut "ko pehal..?? x puas ati ke..??"*




dh la..

aku nk tido berzikir dlm iman..






p/s : my wife is a gangster..???

p/s : asal heroin dlm cte transporter 3 tak secantik heroin2 laen (ayat berlapik.. sbnrnye aku nk ckp die tak cntik lgsg)..

8 ngokngek.. on "oh FATTYmah.. gadis ayu.."

Lady Qeen on January 9, 2009 at 12:54 PM said...

uhh... cantik layout!

tapi...tu la, jadik malas nak kena kemaskini semula benda2 alah kat side bar. Sangat lah memenatkan.

Kin pun ingat nak tukar layout. Tapi malas nak carik. Kat celah mana dapat layout ni? cantik. Seksi..

Tan Sri Dr. Azizi Azizan said...

Btol la jangkaan aliaassooo!
Berat jijie bertambah 8Kg...
So....its ok! Xdehal...boleh adjust!

Encik Adie on January 11, 2009 at 12:09 PM said...

rpm stand for 'rear per minutes'..menatang tu adalah torque die..fizik maa....

julu on January 11, 2009 at 3:07 PM said...

awek dlm transporter 3 x cun langsung..
hodoh gler..hahaha..(aku terlalu jujur kah??)

aliaa on January 13, 2009 at 5:58 PM said...

keen ---> emh, alia amek kt btemplates.com..

jijiesooo ---> kn alia dh ckp, berat jijie msti naek nye.. hoho.. kte tggu lak nuyu n latep..

aliaa on January 13, 2009 at 6:01 PM said...

adie ---> aku bkn bdk fizik maa.. dh la snior tu citer psl turbo ngn muka yg penuh brkeyakinan.. shilaker btol..

julu @ juqu ---> yup.. mmg x cun pn.. qurot jauh lg cun dr awek transporter 3 tu.. hee~

Camino Palmero on January 19, 2009 at 7:36 PM said...

asal aku nye berat plg tggi naik..siot arr aliaa

aliaa on February 19, 2009 at 10:52 PM said...

ececece..
xmoh ngaku lok mu plg berat..

 

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